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Offline Horselover1202

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #105 on: October 04, 2016, 06:50:55 AM »
Yeah, she's actually telling the truth about these ones although it's stupid. Something anyone could figure out really

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #106 on: October 18, 2016, 07:26:28 PM »
Ik it's very bad but if your desperate..

What lives more than a cat that has 9 lives ?

A frog it croaks every night




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Re: Jokes
« Reply #107 on: December 12, 2016, 08:36:18 PM »
Why did sally fall off the swing
Because she had no arms
Knock knock
Who's there
Not sally

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« Reply #108 on: April 17, 2017, 11:28:41 PM »
My bf told me this one

So a teacher handed out gummy lifesavers to all of her students to see if they could guess what flaver it was by the color. They knew red was cherry, green was green apple, and blue was blue razberry.

Then she handed out honey flavored and the students had no clue what it was so the teacher gave them a hint: "the flavor is what your parents call each other sometimes"

Then a girl spit it out and said "HOLY CRAP! Theyre a**holes!!!

I laughed way too hard at this

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #109 on: May 06, 2018, 01:39:30 AM »
Aww, this is about a year late but, when I got my period I started crying. My mum told me to shush, and I said “ sorry, I ovary-acted.
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« Reply #110 on: May 06, 2018, 04:30:44 PM »
Aww, this is about a year late but, when I got my period I started crying. My mum told me to shush, and I said “ sorry, I ovary-acted.

That’s so bad it’s actually good..
Fear is strength

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #111 on: May 07, 2018, 02:51:44 AM »
Aww, this is about a year late but, when I got my period I started crying. My mum told me to shush, and I said “ sorry, I ovary-acted.

That’s so bad it’s actually good..
I know right?!   :))
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