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Re: Jokes
« Reply #30 on: July 24, 2012, 11:07:32 PM »
I have a joke what do call a swimming pool with liver in it a liver pool that's my joke that I madeup I came up with it

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #31 on: July 25, 2012, 06:47:40 PM »
^ lmao ok well pinkeye is when the white part of ur eye is pink and its itchy and ucan barely open it.. Its contagous too
haha, pinkeye is where someone farts in your eye...

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2012, 07:21:35 PM »
lol

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #33 on: July 25, 2012, 07:24:28 PM »
cool I'm half germin half Irish half English and half Italian

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #34 on: July 26, 2012, 03:52:15 AM »
This joke is lame but her it goes:

Knock knock

Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

Sheesh this is only a joke no need to cry !

Bada Be Bada Bo!

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #35 on: July 27, 2012, 03:38:45 AM »
Ik that one! I dont get the liver one runningirl
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #36 on: July 27, 2012, 02:06:23 PM »
oh that's ok I made that one up

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #37 on: August 16, 2012, 06:43:13 PM »
So I know one, but I think it's better in my language. So it will probly suck XD here it goes:
What do you get if you mix a vampire and a dwarf?

A tiny vampire that sucks blood out of your toes....

I must admitt that it was rrealy bad in English XD

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #38 on: August 16, 2012, 07:08:07 PM »
here I have another joke what do call a castle that is new a Newcastle

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2012, 06:10:23 PM »
(I stole this from the big bang theory [SHELDON!! :D ]
Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip?
To get to the same side! * ba doom bang!
* optional but I add it at the end of jokes!

I love the big bang theory !! Especially sheldon he's hilarious :)
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #40 on: August 22, 2012, 06:23:06 PM »
I'm watching that show write now I like it to and ya Sheldon is funny

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #41 on: August 22, 2012, 06:28:56 PM »
I'm watching that show write now I like it to and ya Sheldon is funny
Kwl haha. Where u from?
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #42 on: August 22, 2012, 08:25:43 PM »
ok here's another joke I came up with what do u call a castle that is new a new castle that's my other joke what do u all think

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #43 on: August 23, 2012, 05:01:05 PM »
ok here's another joke I came up with what do u call a castle that is new a new castle that's my other joke what do u all think

Are you just copying others jokes cause so far that's all you've said

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #44 on: August 23, 2012, 07:32:50 PM »
@mollie-pop14 god I love big bang theory. Apparently it's the #1 comedy in the city I live in =D

Hmm a joke ... UUUHHHH ......
**This may be offensive to some people so sorry =L
What's worse than one bee sting ?
Two bee stings
What's worse than two bee stings ?
The holocaust
What's worse than the holocaust ?
Three bee stings

My sister told me this xP