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Offline RunningIris

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #45 on: August 23, 2012, 08:36:23 PM »
cool everyone that go to view my YouTube page and Chanel on there is usuly from England

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #46 on: August 28, 2012, 03:35:53 AM »
Haha I got one!!!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!! :D

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #47 on: October 22, 2012, 10:06:19 AM »
This is ok if u get it but it works better in written than spoken:

'there's 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.'

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #47 on: October 22, 2012, 10:06:19 AM »

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #48 on: October 22, 2012, 12:09:00 PM »
I have another funny joke what do u call a small pool that is a spa a jaquize

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #49 on: October 25, 2012, 06:55:17 PM »
If ur a Canadian in the kitchen, and American in the living room, what are u in the bathroom?
European!

Offline Dark.fairy.angel

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #50 on: November 14, 2012, 05:56:15 PM »
cool I'm half germin half Irish half English and half Italian

I don't mean to be rude but wouldn't you be quarter of all those things not half ?x cause you can't be 200%

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #51 on: November 14, 2012, 06:27:40 PM »
idk and that's ok

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #52 on: December 03, 2012, 06:32:20 AM »
^ lmao ok well pinkeye is when the white part of ur eye is pink and its itchy and ucan barely open it.. Its contagous too
haha, pinkeye is where someone farts in your eye...
omg that cracked me up

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #53 on: December 03, 2012, 07:38:09 PM »
I'm from NJ but live in Pa what about u were are u from

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #54 on: December 04, 2012, 01:53:06 AM »
Reviving this section because I can't help myself from laughing at this joke I know.

What concert is 45 cents?!

50Cent featuring Nickelback!

Offline EmmieIsMe

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #55 on: January 23, 2013, 08:59:46 PM »
Quote from: KatnissEverdeenlink=topic=47412.msg185961#msg185961 date=1343260060
^ lmao ok well pinkeye is when the white part of ur eye is pink and its itchy and ucan barely open it.. Its contagous too
haha, pinkeye is where someone farts in your eye...
My mum told me that pinkeye is when you get shit in your eye (excuse the language but that's what she said)

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #56 on: January 24, 2013, 12:09:07 PM »
no no I wouldn't copy others jokes I'm just coming up with my own jokes

Offline cdefranco

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #57 on: February 21, 2013, 11:51:42 PM »
Ok, here's one I didn't make up, my friend shared it with me:

A young boy went to his father one day and said, "Dad, where did people originate?" His father smiled and said, "Well, God created a man named Adam and a woman named Eve. They had children and their children had children and here we are." The boy still didn't understand very well. He went to his mother and said, "Mom, where did people come from?" She said, "We evoluted. First, humans were gorillas. Then, some of the gorillas went through changes and then they turned into people." The boy became even more confused. So he went to his father and said, "Why did mom tell me we come from gorillas and you said we come from Adam and Eve?" His father said, "I'm telling you my side of the family's story and your mother is telling you hers."

Hehe, okay, corny, I know. Here's one more:

A taco ran into his friend who was a nacho. The nacho seemed mad. The taco asked the nacho what was wrong and the nacho wouldn't answer. So, the taco said, "Don't you wanna taco bout it?" and the nacho got madder and said, "No! I'm nacho friend anymore!" and he left.

Offline JTK123

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #58 on: March 03, 2013, 10:51:37 AM »
This is an anti joke so some people might not find it funny :P

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms

Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sarah

:P haha here's another one:

A scientist walks into a bar and says to the bartender: can I please have some H2O, so the bartender gives him a glass of water. Another guy walks in, and says to the bartender: mm that looks good, ill have some H2O too. He dies.

If you didn't get it H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide and is poisonous :P


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Re: Jokes
« Reply #59 on: April 04, 2013, 08:23:14 PM »
Lol you guys have great jokes!