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Offline Love_ya12

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #60 on: April 05, 2013, 08:30:19 PM »
Okay here is one; why did the cookie go to the doctor? Answer: he was feeling a little crummy!! 2nd joke; what do u get after an earthquake with a cow? Answer: a mile shake!!

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« Reply #61 on: May 31, 2013, 08:26:44 PM »
Justin Bieber just got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full." That's just three random words! I'm going to try it now.

Tongue squirrel ham.

~blind_bandit

Offline SavannahLynn

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #62 on: June 09, 2013, 02:20:01 AM »
Ok, so there is a guy washing his car REALLY WELL, and there is a bird up on a wire who says " I will wait" later the guy comes back and sees the giant pile of bird poo so he says "HOLY CRAP!!"

I know, really bad joke

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #63 on: June 14, 2013, 06:39:13 PM »
Joke number one: what did the rich man say when he drove his expensive knew car into a tree???
Answer:that's how a Mercedes Benz!!!!!
Joke number two: what do you call a pasta impersonator??
Answer:an IMPASTA!!!!!

Offline Marchingpillows

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #64 on: June 30, 2013, 01:44:57 AM »
I know a few jokes. Uhh... Let's see. If a red house is made out of red bricks, a yellow house out of yellow bricks and a blue one out of blue bricks, what's a green one made out of??   Glass. XD!

What bird works in construction? A crane?!!! XD!!

Offline Rudianny

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #65 on: August 06, 2013, 04:08:30 PM »
Hey

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #66 on: September 14, 2013, 11:11:23 AM »
What do you do if a bird shits on your car?

Don't take her out again. ;-)

Offline Oprah77

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #67 on: September 18, 2013, 11:10:21 AM »
Guess who's dead? Jam and bread. Where did he got buried? In my belly. Where he passed? Through my a$$. Lol might be lame... But ya! Lol

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« Reply #68 on: September 19, 2013, 10:02:26 AM »
A man was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him.
The doctor described the condition as stable.

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« Reply #69 on: September 19, 2013, 10:07:46 AM »
A man was walking in the bush and he came across a suitcase with a family of possums in it. He rung the vet for help.
The vet asked "are they moving"? And the man said "well that would explain the suitcase"

Offline Periodpro

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #70 on: November 02, 2013, 01:37:21 PM »
Girls are like KFC.

Once your done with the thighs legs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy bucket to put your bone in.

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #71 on: November 23, 2013, 01:25:19 AM »
I see your username is Eden .. Are you Jewish ? Couldn't help but ask. My sister is Eden! I'm Rivka Sara
Hey. Im Jewish :)

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #72 on: November 27, 2013, 01:43:33 AM »
A young man goes to his grand parents farm, he is amazed at al the animals being a city guy and all.
The next morning his Grandma and grandpa come down to see their grand son drinking a huge glass if milk.
"Where did you get the milk from jimmy?"
" I got it from your cow! She was pretty hard to milk but once I pulled on her she just gave me all this milk!"
"Umm.. Son.." Says grandad.
"We have a bull, not a cow"

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #73 on: March 18, 2014, 12:00:02 PM »
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap

Offline Tabbycat1511

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #74 on: March 20, 2014, 06:25:11 AM »
Lol cookie88 that's a good one.
I know one like that but I'm not going to say it because its rude.