Jokes

[Horselover1202]

Yeah, she's actually telling the truth about these ones although it's stupid. Something anyone could figure out really

[Usernameanoymus]

Ik it's very bad but if your desperate..

What lives more than a cat that has 9 lives ?

A frog it croaks every night

[ALLHAILTHEMIGHTYGLOWCLOUD]

Why did sally fall off the swing
Because she had no arms
Knock knock
Who's there
Not sally

[ThatEmoKat]

My bf told me this one

So a teacher handed out gummy lifesavers to all of her students to see if they could guess what flaver it was by the color. They knew red was cherry, green was green apple, and blue was blue razberry.

Then she handed out honey flavored and the students had no clue what it was so the teacher gave them a hint: "the flavor is what your parents call each other sometimes"

Then a girl spit it out and said "HOLY CRAP! Theyre a**holes!!!

I laughed way too hard at this

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[AnimeIsMyMiddleName]

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[Hêłlø]

The worst dad joke...

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.